In case you missed the latest sardonic insights from Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA, the other night he offered some important medicinal tips on women’s health and cholesterol that were sponsored by Prescott Pharmaceuticals. (Doctor of Fine Arts sounds like a legitimate qualification to be discussing your health, does it not?)
Colbert, who crushes statins on his bacon-chili-cheese corn dogs, tells us the Jupiter trial for AstraZeneca’s Crestor “is a great breakthrough in the battle to find things to prescribe to people who don’t need them…True, the drug costs $100 a month, but that is a small price to pay to not have the heart attack that there’s no way of knowing that you would have had.”
Still worried? Take VaxaCrest, which eliminates your concerns about taking Crestor for no reason by dramatically increasing your cholesterol count until your heart is pumping liquid nacho cheese.
And don’t forget that GynoMorph can solve a woman’s hormonal problems with…more hormones. You can take hormones when you can’t have babies. Then, when you want to have babies, you can take different hormones. Then, when your body can’t have babies anymore, you can take other hormones to make your body feel like it did when you could have babies, but didn’t - because you were taking hormones. GynoMorph is a hormone (not ho’mone) that will gradually turn you into…a dude.
Thanks to the WSJ health blog
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Colbert, who crushes statins on his bacon-chili-cheese corn dogs, tells us the Jupiter trial for AstraZeneca’s Crestor “is a great breakthrough in the battle to find things to prescribe to people who don’t need them…True, the drug costs $100 a month, but that is a small price to pay to not have the heart attack that there’s no way of knowing that you would have had.”
Still worried? Take VaxaCrest, which eliminates your concerns about taking Crestor for no reason by dramatically increasing your cholesterol count until your heart is pumping liquid nacho cheese.
And don’t forget that GynoMorph can solve a woman’s hormonal problems with…more hormones. You can take hormones when you can’t have babies. Then, when you want to have babies, you can take different hormones. Then, when your body can’t have babies anymore, you can take other hormones to make your body feel like it did when you could have babies, but didn’t - because you were taking hormones. GynoMorph is a hormone (not ho’mone) that will gradually turn you into…a dude.
Thanks to the WSJ health blog
Discuss Add this link to... Bury
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